WTF???

Did I ever mention that there is no such thing as a normal day in this family? Even if I haven't I am sure that if anyone ever reads this they will draw that conclusion quite easily.

Erin went outside to smoke a cigarette and she found a vibrator new still wrapped and in a box warranty and all (didn't know they were under warranty but then I don't actually own one.) And a big tube of lube. Of all people to find it , it had to be Erin. I am in my room with Chloe trying o get her to take a nap and in burst Erin with the pink penis yep it's one of those that look like an actual penis and says "Hey mom is this yours?" I can't see that it has a plastic wrapper on it and she throws it at me and it lands on my blanket. And I'm yelling at her going "Don't throw that nasty thing on my bed!" Then she tells me its new, and where she found it. Chloe's looking all confused and asks me "MoMo, What is that?" I tell her it is a candle. She says "Momo I don't like Aunt Erins candle, it's ugly." Erin is wearing little shorts and sticks it in the leg of her shorts so its hanging down the front of her leg like a guy with his dick hanging out, and Shannon is taking pictures of her with her cell phone. Then Erin runs off after Alex trying to poke him in the butt with it. I have no idea who left it out there, I am sure it was either Flip, Tyler or Batman. If they were trying to insult or offend someone here, it didn't work. It gave us a lot of laughs though.

Nancy called me to tell me that her and Becca were walking home from Walmart, the street they were walking down is a busy 4 lane street, and a little baby boy in diapers, barefoot and all dirty came running up to them crying, there were cops at the apartments next to Nancy's complex so they gave the little one to the cops. She was almost in tears when she called me, she said it was so sad. At least he ran up to Nancy and Becca instead of being grabbed by some deranged idiot. Poor little guy, Nancy said he was terrified.

On top of that my kitten Trip was almost eaten by the neighbors dogs and ran up a tree, way up the tree and the neighbor and I had to coax Trip down. I did the coaxing and the neighbor grabbed him. Poor Trip, this the second time this week he has been stuck in a tree.

So much for a quiet relaxing sunday. Shannon and I have decided that there is no such thing as normal in our lives and there never will be. lol! I guess it's better than boring right?

I still haven't had a chance to write. I am going to cook dinner and then go and try to write.

Hugs,
Maria