What a day so far, loopy on meds

I am home from work today. I traded for Saturday. Not that I really wanted to, but I had a really bad asthma attack, and had a hard time recovering from it. Needless to say I am sitting here staring at the prescription for prednisone pills that will bring the asthma under control, and make me feel like total shit. I don't do well with medications, I am a light weight, if says non drowsy it will knock me out. If it's the drowsy form intended to knock you out it will slam me for at least 12 hours. Prednisone makes me all bajiggity, shakey, and it brings out the bitch in me 10 fold. It makes me so cranky I can't even stand myself. I hate the stuff, but if i don't take it I won't breathe. So I guess instead of downing 6 pills at once I will stretch them out and hope for the best.

Moving on...
Sparky has finally done it! He has pissed me of so bad I really wanted to punch him and knock some sense into him. This morning our black kitten Trip had diarrea and Sparky picked him up to take him outside and the poor thing got scared and started shitting everywhere he even shit all down sparky's pants. Ok, so yeah, he had a right to be upset, but if he hadn't scared the hell out of the little guy he wouldn't have shit so bad. Then Sparky started talking about how he hates cats and then went out to smoke a cigarrette, at that point Trip tried to come back in and Sparky picked him up and threw him across the carport. Was I pissed? Hell fuckin yeah!!! Did I resist the temptation to totally freak out on him and probably scare him more than he has ever been scared before??? I had too, and it took everything I had to turn to him calmly but with the "death stare" and tell him "don't ever do that again" He backed down. Sparky likes to push my buttons, but gets really frustrated when it doesn't work. His son is Shannon's ex and Hannah's father. So other than that and the fact that he babysits the grandkids we have no connection what so ever. But he is an evil rotten little man, and we despise each other, yet he feels the need to kiss my ass continuously. Probably because he doesn't want to jeopardize the free roof over his head and free food. That too is not my choice. He knows that the women in this house can fight and we can be rather treacherous when provoked, and when I react peacefully it freaks him out because he doesn't know if I will fuck him up later. He has seen us in action. I was calm this time, but after these pills kick in I may not be so kind.
Here's me a sparky fighting after my pills kick in.

Like I said, you gotta laugh at the bullshit.
If I take too much Prednisone could I end up like this? Or is that a different kind of Steroid? lol!

Yep the pills are kicking in, I am getting silly. At least by the time I have to go to work tomorrow it won't be as bad, the 1st day is always the worst
Well I better get going I have some phone calls to make and Sparky keeps yammering on and on. Time for headphones and music to drown it all out

Now he is trying to push Erins buttons, he says to her "I'm gonna break your cats neck" She turns to him a smiles a wicked smile and tells him "Do it", and laughs. That totally threw him off. His expression was so funny, I knew he expected her to get pissed. Of course she really doesn't want him to do it.
I just found the perfect weapon against Sparky's yammering, it's enough to send him running and to actuall shut him up. Here it is. Now I back in the day when saturday Night Live first started out Gilda Radner had a character called Roseanne Roseannadanna and below is a video of her doing her act. I used to beable to do that impression years ago. So I began to carry on like she does and it worked like a charm. Here's a video of her doing Roseanne. BTW Gilda passed away from cancer years ago, she was a great comedienne,

Hugs,
Maria